Where I first dream of Twitter

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I was goofing around my grandparent's house, which wasn't actually their house but the house of the grandparents of some childhood friends from long ago. I remembered when the neighboring houses were nothing but fields that we used to play hide and seek in. Running around in the dark, until I realized that some new resident was washing dishes in the sink just a few feet away, exposed to me by a kitchen window.

I back away softly while waiting to see their face. It never happens. I turn to see the ice cream truck that's headed my way on the night street make a sharp right and drive up the stairs of a cupcake shop; the truck nimbly makes a 180 turn and drives back down as I wonder if he sells the cupcakes along with his strawberry shortcake popsicles, which I now want. I race after him, and decide to give chase as far as it takes.

At the end of the street I must open a door to continue, and there I run into my grandmother with groceries in her hands. Though I am not supposed to leave, she is not at all angry (or surprised). She feigns ignorance as she walks on to wards the house. I set off running again, though beyond this door there is freezing rain. The ground is slushy and I slide as if I am ice skating, happy to be free. I think to myself that I want to twitter, "Running t-shirted in the freezing rain. I feel like @brad." I need to revise my wording.

I jump in a skip kind of way, being careful not to slip and fall. The last time I jump too high and float in to the arms of a medium-sized tree that lines the sidewalks. Rather than alert the people who were walking in front of me, I jump again and land on the roof of the nearby building (which I think is this tire shop I really live by) on the roofs now, with no one to alarm or disturb, I run and leap and soar at full speed, recklessly. I realize I'm too high, too fast and as I touch down onto a large commercial roof I just take off sliding. I slide off the edge onto another building, and another, until I'm running out of buildings and approaching a treed neighborhood. I jump at the last building and try my best preparation to an unwanted land in suburbia.

Somehow I land on a house but inside the house; on a very high ledge where the floor is far below me and filled with stuffed animals. I contemplate which plushy item will absorb the sound and impact of my fall, but then I hear noise. Afraid that the inhabitants have already heard me land, I quickly drop down as silently as I can and dart to the back door. While opening and making my way out I realized I can't sprint nearly as long as I'd want because I just finished running and skipping there. I need to hide


August 21

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: missing muxtape. :(" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: missing muxtape. :(“ 2008-08-21T13:48:21Z 2008-08-21T13:48:21Z

August 20

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @ichbeninchworm wow already a tweet I'll favorite! I like you!" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @ichbeninchworm wow already a tweet I’ll favorite! I like you!” 2008-08-21T00:59:09Z 2008-08-21T00:59:09Z
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  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: public transportation: not on your schedule, but it'll ultimately get you where you need to go. Kinda like life..." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: public transportation: not on your schedule, but it’ll ultimately get you where you need to go. Kinda like life…” 2008-08-20T23:32:10Z 2008-08-20T23:32:10Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @espresso22 and that solves it for me. "OK I gotta roll!"" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @espresso22 and that solves it for me. "OK I gotta roll!"” 2008-08-20T19:44:31Z 2008-08-20T19:44:31Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @espresso22 I was wondering about SJ as well. BTW welcome @ichbeninchworm! my office twitter crew is officially out of control." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @espresso22 I was wondering about SJ as well. BTW welcome @ichbeninchworm! my office twitter crew is officially out of control.” 2008-08-20T19:35:24Z 2008-08-20T19:35:24Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: people who make hatesites for manga faces need to make better use of their time. Increased twittering, for example. http://stopthemanga.com" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: people who make hatesites for manga faces need to make better use of their time. Increased twittering, for example. http://stopthemanga.com” 2008-08-20T19:34:27Z 2008-08-20T19:34:27Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @smellvin there's something posted on my office door for you. :P" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @smellvin there’s something posted on my office door for you. :P” 2008-08-20T14:35:05Z 2008-08-20T14:35:05Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: entrenching myself for imminent warfare." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: entrenching myself for imminent warfare.” 2008-08-20T14:26:37Z 2008-08-20T14:26:37Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: entrenching myself for imminent warfare." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: entrenching myself for imminent warfare.” 2008-08-20T14:26:37Z 2008-08-20T14:26:37Z

August 19

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: yet again forgetting the "d username," apparently." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: yet again forgetting the "d username," apparently.” 2008-08-20T02:16:19Z 2008-08-20T02:16:19Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: yet again forgetting the "d username," apparently." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: yet again forgetting the "d username," apparently.” 2008-08-20T02:16:19Z 2008-08-20T02:16:19Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: well how much are u willing to pay? crutchfield.com gives detailed instructions for DIY install. Just get a nice new radio!" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: well how much are u willing to pay? crutchfield.com gives detailed instructions for DIY install. Just get a nice new radio!” 2008-08-20T02:14:52Z 2008-08-20T02:14:52Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: well how much are u willing to pay? crutchfield.com gives detailed instructions for DIY install. Just get a nice new radio!" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: well how much are u willing to pay? crutchfield.com gives detailed instructions for DIY install. Just get a nice new radio!” 2008-08-20T02:14:52Z 2008-08-20T02:14:52Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: waiting for Kohsuke and @Fru. Looks like Japanese instead of Cuban." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: waiting for Kohsuke and @Fru. Looks like Japanese instead of Cuban.” 2008-08-19T23:35:25Z 2008-08-19T23:35:25Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: waiting for Kohsuke and @Fru. Looks like Japanese instead of Cuban." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: waiting for Kohsuke and @Fru. Looks like Japanese instead of Cuban.” 2008-08-19T23:35:25Z 2008-08-19T23:35:25Z
  • Bryan shared Facial expressions: Reflections of user experience from InfoDesign: Understanding by Design Bryan shared Facial expressions: Reflections of user experience from InfoDesign: Understanding by Design 2008-08-19T22:20:40Z 2008-08-19T22:20:40Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Leaving work on time-ish, possibly headed to Cuban dinner. mmm~" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Leaving work on time-ish, possibly headed to Cuban dinner. mmm~” 2008-08-19T21:45:14Z 2008-08-19T21:45:14Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Leaving work on time-ish, possibly headed to Cuban dinner. mmm~" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Leaving work on time-ish, possibly headed to Cuban dinner. mmm~” 2008-08-19T21:45:14Z 2008-08-19T21:45:14Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: *sigh* MySQL access issues on both of my dev setups. This is why I modify live. :(" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: *sigh* MySQL access issues on both of my dev setups. This is why I modify live. :(“ 2008-08-19T21:29:19Z 2008-08-19T21:29:19Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: *sigh* MySQL access issues on both of my dev setups. This is why I modify live. :(" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: *sigh* MySQL access issues on both of my dev setups. This is why I modify live. :(“ 2008-08-19T21:29:19Z 2008-08-19T21:29:19Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: full disclosure to new coworker twits: I WILL talk about you on twitter. See earlier: http://twitter.com/Leftsider/statuses/878774304" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: full disclosure to new coworker twits: I WILL talk about you on twitter. See earlier: http://twitter.com/Leftsider/statuses/878774304” 2008-08-19T19:45:45Z 2008-08-19T19:45:45Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: welcoming departmental twitterer #2: @espresso22! High expectations for that one. ;)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: welcoming departmental twitterer #2: @espresso22! High expectations for that one. ;)” 2008-08-19T19:22:32Z 2008-08-19T19:22:32Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: welcoming departmental twitterer #2: @espresso22! High expectations for that one. ;)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: welcoming departmental twitterer #2: @espresso22! High expectations for that one. ;)” 2008-08-19T19:22:32Z 2008-08-19T19:22:32Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: really pissed I didn't at least TRY to get sent to An Event Apart. @mager making me jealous, as us. Hoping Chicago will be as good?" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: really pissed I didn’t at least TRY to get sent to An Event Apart. @mager making me jealous, as us. Hoping Chicago will be as good?” 2008-08-19T17:24:14Z 2008-08-19T17:24:14Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: really pissed I didn't at least TRY to get sent to An Event Apart. @mager making me jealous, as us. Hoping Chicago will be as good?" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: really pissed I didn’t at least TRY to get sent to An Event Apart. @mager making me jealous, as us. Hoping Chicago will be as good?” 2008-08-19T17:24:14Z 2008-08-19T17:24:14Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @funkaoshi Your olympics table tennis guy really put on a good show last night but unfortunately didn't seal the deal. Def worth rewatching." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @funkaoshi Your olympics table tennis guy really put on a good show last night but unfortunately didn’t seal the deal. Def worth rewatching.” 2008-08-19T17:22:58Z 2008-08-19T17:22:58Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: first departmental twitter convert: @antipigeonsunit. excellent username, btw." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: first departmental twitter convert: @antipigeonsunit. excellent username, btw.” 2008-08-19T15:22:09Z 2008-08-19T15:22:09Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: dang the RIAA got muxtape. :(((((" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: dang the RIAA got muxtape. :(((((“ 2008-08-19T13:43:11Z 2008-08-19T13:43:11Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: now brazil v canada. very nice. I should be in bed tho." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: now brazil v canada. very nice. I should be in bed tho.” 2008-08-19T05:53:22Z 2008-08-19T05:53:22Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: now brazil v canada. very nice. I should be in bed tho." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: now brazil v canada. very nice. I should be in bed tho.” 2008-08-19T05:53:22Z 2008-08-19T05:53:22Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: us v nigeria in pong. GO NIGERIA! :P" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: us v nigeria in pong. GO NIGERIA! :P” 2008-08-19T04:42:18Z 2008-08-19T04:42:18Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: us v nigeria in pong. GO NIGERIA! :P" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: us v nigeria in pong. GO NIGERIA! :P” 2008-08-19T04:42:18Z 2008-08-19T04:42:18Z

August 18

  • Bryan saved reflextion as a favorite photo Bryan saved reflextion as a favorite photo 2008-08-19T01:39:59Z 2008-08-19T01:39:59Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: so apparently there was a tourney happening at that THPS skatepark on saturday: http://tinyurl.com/56zmcn" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: so apparently there was a tourney happening at that THPS skatepark on saturday: http://tinyurl.com/56zmcn” 2008-08-18T23:05:12Z 2008-08-18T23:05:12Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Being deliberate, which, yes in fact, does exacerbate my angst when others don't." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Being deliberate, which, yes in fact, does exacerbate my angst when others don’t.” 2008-08-18T21:51:05Z 2008-08-18T21:51:05Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: When you take pubtrans, the sun punishes late starts." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: When you take pubtrans, the sun punishes late starts.” 2008-08-18T14:20:22Z 2008-08-18T14:20:22Z